The next Matinee Film screening in support of Halesworth Dementia Trust will be La La Land.įrom a sign spotted in Halesworth Sussex by John UnderwoodĪ New Study finds that Uranus opens every few hours to release solar wind.įrom the International Business Times sent in by Joe Isham Very friendly, good eater, likes children. Strip searching the man, police found a large amount of crack down the back of his trousers.įrom The Northampton Chronicle sent in by Julia Allen To those of you texting in regarding the news item about the Vera Lynn tribute flypast, this event has been hampered by poor weather, not by Paul Weller.Ī local drug dealer was arrested on Thursday night. The man has been described as white, six foot tall with thick wavy hair and prominent cheeks.įrom the Southern Daily Echo sent in by Matthew Feldwick, Laura Maunder and others Police are appealing for information after a naked man was seen near a busy Hampshire Road. Margaret River Magistrates Court heard how the man entered a local school building by forcing open a window with another man.įrom The Augusta Margaret River Times sent in by Allen Hull Gold or Black Beats Headphones – were £169.99, now £179.99!Īn online January offer from Hot UK Deals sent in by Keith GilesĪ local man was fined on Monday for repeated trespassing and criminal damage. Van Gogh was bleeding copiously after slashing his ear with a razor, so he wrapped the piece of ear in paper and walked to his favourite brothel where he gave it to a young woman he knew.įrom The Guardian sent in by Marc Hopcraft Police seek hardened criminal after penis pump is stolen from Victoria sex shop.įrom The Age Newspaper sent in by Felix Parker Stench from Shropshire bio-gas site blamed on new employee.įrom The Shropshire Star sent in by Gordon Cruickshank The NYCP stands firmly against any unpermitted erections, no matter how small.Ī statement from the New York City Parks department sent in by Emma Richards, Michelle Renno, Richard Wall and others Our wardens have removed a naked statue of Donald Trump from Union Square. Please ask a member of staff if you would like to watch a demonstration.Īre you a man aged over 40? Windsor Lions Club is offering free prostate cancer checks with the help of a local estate agent.įrom The Royal Borough Observer sent in by Andy SondenĬameron Diaz encourages women to keep their pubic hair in her new book.įrom sent in by Graeme Forbes So sit back and enjoy the highlights of a news-packed year in the company of some of the best and brightest commentators.This toilet is a display model. To add to the hilarity, newsreaders Alan Smith, Corrie Corfield and Kathy Clugston read a selection of humorous press cuttings contributed by listeners. The panellists find the funny in topics ranging from Donald Trump to Morris dancing, and from by-elections to pie selections, taking in Brexit, Theresa May, Jeremy Corbyn, urban foxes and an unorthodox lifeguard recruitment drive - not to mention the small matter of a UK General Election. These four shows from Series 92 and 93 take a tongue-in-cheek look at current events, with chairman Miles Jupp presiding over a pack of keen newshounds: Jeremy Hardy, Zoe Lyons, Susan Calman, Charlie Higson, Andy Hamilton, Vicki Pepperdine, Helen Lewis, Sarah Kendall, Lucy Porter, Mark Steel, Hugo Rifkind, Rich Hall and Katy Brand. 2017 marked the 40th anniversary of The News Quiz, ?the finest topical comedy panel game known to radio? and a guaranteed provider of headlines, punchlines and sparkling satirical wit.
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